i’m not coming back lol

consider this my official resignation or retirement or some shit

xoxo gossip lex

Artie keeps singing Mr. Lonely into the headset. 

x-hey-jude-x:

honourablesam:

x-hey-jude-x:

honourablesam:

What? He says that to me all the time. 

You’re just cuter than him.

huh. i’ll remember that.

it’s the impressions.

He’s a conceited bastard.

Heh. Those, too, but it’s mostly the cheeks.

that’s not the same thing as confident, is it?

i had a weird dream the other night about you petting my cheeks.

x-hey-jude-x:

honourablesam:

What? He says that to me all the time. 

You’re just cuter than him.

huh. i’ll remember that.

it’s the impressions.

x-hey-jude-x:

honourablesam:

x-hey-jude-x:

honourablesam:

Don’t start with your face.

you love my face.

Okay, Puck.

x-hey-jude-x:

honourablesam:

Don’t start with your face.

you love my face.

x-hey-jude-x:

1. 
   leahusedtofly replied to your post: I nearly exploded my hardboiled eggs.
   You sound dangerous in the kitchen, Jude.

I’m not usually. I’m usually really handy in the kitchen.

block

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   badasspuckypuck replied to your post: I nearly exploded my hardboiled eggs.
   Dumbass.

I’m never going to teach you how to cook now.

Also Sam, I saw that, stop judging me.